Saturday, June 29, 2019

Indians manage to bend time and space!

I don't know how this happened but the Indians pitchers and the Orioles hitters played the last two games in London while the Indians hitters and the Orioles position players were transported back in time to 1908 where they played in the Polo Grounds and they twice faced Christy Mathewson.

I know this is not how it looked on your TV screens or other electronic devices but just like when the United States 'landed' men on the moon, the apparent locations were all faked.

Now that we have established the only way the 2019 Indians could lose consecutive games by identical scores of 13-0 to the worst team in baseball, I am now able to go to bed and get very restful sleep.

Good night and God bless!

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